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Said a guy with
a terrible cold:
"I deed a dew bethod I'b told.
"To bake by dose draid,
"I should stadd od by haid;
"But by haid bay get dastily swolled."
"(For that bethod I'b buch, buch too old!)"
With a wheeze and a sneeze and a "Whoof!"
Said this guy with a cough, "I'm no goof.
"I know I could cheer up,
"If I had a cough syrup
"That is well-aged and one-hundred proof!"
(C) June 1996 Charles L.
Prazak
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